Friday, October 29, 2010

holly weanie

October 2008 - presidential pumpkin
 
This year I will be dressed in all white as Alex from A Clockwork Orange.  Except in white booty shorts, black high-heeled boots, and perhaps a peak of cleavage and a black lace bra. 

Obviously can't be lame and buy one of those overpriced lycra princess stripper outfits from places called "costume palace" or "halloween warehouse for ho's" and so forth.  However, I also can't pull a Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls and go as Bride of Frankenstien (who was hit by a bigrig and thrown in a river, apparently)... so I thought a sexified version of one of the BEST characters in all of literature and film would be a satisfactory medium. 

Should I carry a knife? bat? cane? billy club?  These are the hard decisions in a life full of the ol' ultra-violence....







 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

tips for

putting together a great/functinal/good looking work outfit:

1) visualize, visualize, visualize, the night before
2) check the weather!  cannot stress the importance of this.  a coat, scarf, or gloves can take a good outfit to GREAT.
3) make sure you have a well lit closet.  sometimes navy looks like black looks like brown in poor lighting.
4) mix and match fabrics, pattern, color, texture, and print
5) if going all black (which happens often, especially when you'r running late) go for a bright, bold crazy accessory like shoes, scarf, necklace, earrings, or hair piece
6) it's all about the shoes... if you'r wearing hollywood stripper heels to work (which, sometimes i do), make sure you have demure tights on, a skirt that hits at the knee or lower, or your button up is actually buttoned up
7) pick one feature to go crazy with... wanna show work appropriate cleavage? wear lose slacks.  wanna show some leg?  wear a blazer that falls just a bit higher than that short skirt.  wanna wear tight pants?  wear a flowy top with conservative neck line.
8) wear earrings that are eazy on the ears.  especially if you are going to be on the phone a lot.  studs are not conducive.  dangly hook ones work better when you gotta tuck that phone between your ear and shoulder while you're typing a blog emails all day
9) speaking of typing, go easy on the bracelets.  your carpel tunnel will thank you later.  so will your near-by coworkers who dont want to hear your bangles banging against the desk, key board, and file cabinet all day.
and MOST IMPORTANTLY:
10) on a friday, wear something you can "file"....  as in file under: comfy enough to sleep in, formal enough to wear to work with heels and a cardigan, and hot enough to go out in on a friday night.  this means you're good to go for all day friday at work, friday when you go out, and saturday when you pass out in friday's clothes but are still comfortable to be functional

bug juice doesnt come in a jar

What happened to connor and stephanie dating?  do you think asa is still small and chubby, or was puberty kind to him?  what about malik (i think that's what his name was), is he still the coolest kid on the block?  and i'm sure andy has fully grown into his super tall bean pole posture.  can kisha swim now?  is caitlin still lame? 

please give me answers.  i don't want to have to start facebook stalking them. 

bug juice comes from who you are.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

a tea party

after a day like today, the only thing i want to is a tea party and yoga. 

WHEW! being a grown up is one tough cookie.  good thing it's usually a tea time appropriate cookie.

in other news... the lakers take game one in a last minute rush hurried by dynamic duo shannon brown and steve blake.  i love LA.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

GAME ONE

Today marks the start of what will surely be another amazing NBA season for the Lakers.  Beginning with the Ring Ceremony to celebrate June's Championship, game one comes with high anticipation to say the very least. 

6/17/10 Game 7 at LA LIVE

  with all my sisters, my BF, D's BF, and the biggest laker fan EVER: my pops

Yo Gaahhhhhh

why do i stay away so long?!  i never understand.  i go on big spurts of yoga overdosing, then i'll stop abruptly with no real reason at all.  (probably too much partying).  then i'll come back, unexpectedly, and after that first amazingly brutal class i will think, "how did i let it get to be so long?"

it's not fair to my body that my mind gets all the excersizing!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Gypsyz @ Melrose Trading Post

Yesterday I gypsy-ed (worked) at the Melrose Trading Post hustlin some Dub Hearts Jewelry.  Being there all day allows for great people watching, some awesome, some crazy, some offensive, but never boring. 

Here are a few highlights:

- two hot asian girls with half their heads shaved.  one holding a teeny tiny baby chihuahua
- british girl with awesome boots.  looked like the boot part was covered in 10 different studded belts.
- black guy vending next to me who was probably voted "most popular" at the Melrose Trading Post yearbook
-tiny blonde mexican mom vending on the other side of me... true hustler in her cute open toe sandal booties and very adorable very patient son
- blonde girl who tried on the red bell bottom jumpsuit with studded accents... but sadly did not buy it
- cute british student studying abroad here who bought a ton of jewelry from me and took a picture with me and my vintage Kobe cutout (baby fro and number 8 jersey)... the best tourists are the unashamed!
- young girl drawing pictures and selling for donations, gotta love a young entrepreneur
- two awesome black girls... one with a more lowkey bohemian style in long flowing skirt and coyboy boots and flowing curly hair and the other decked out in all black with super hot black highheeled boots, a great textured black blazer, black hat, and stick straight black hair, accented with gold accessories.  they were both vendors and in line with me at 7:30am

Here are some lowlights:

- girl with cut-out shirt and pink cut off showing waaaaaaaaaaay too much skin for a sunday in october
- two fake platnum blonde girls, one in a pink juicy track suit and one in a black juicy tracksuit and gold uggs.  puh-lease this is not the beverly center in 1999