Surviving Los Angeles traffic
1) have ipod fully charged
2) play a good balance between classical (for relaxation) and super crazy hardcore (for venting), you will need both and everything inbetween
3) S a C
4) make some phone calls... it is the perfect time to KIT with friends and family. you'r gramma will appreciate it. trust me.
5) don't do this often, but sometimes it really helps.... YELL, SCREAM, GROWL at the top of your lungs. then shake the steering wheel uncontrollably
6) breathe deep. in and out. slowly. completely fill your lungs up, and completely empty them.
7) turn on KCRW.... it wouldn't hurt to get some culture in your life
8) look around at the other drivers. this is both a good lesson that you are not alone in this battle and simply quite entertaining.
9) S another C
10) flex your abs, butt, thighs, arms. un flex. flex. unflex. flex. unflex. it may be sublte and small, but you will most assuredly notice a difference.
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