tips for

Surviving Jury Duty (honestly, you must have seen this one coming):

1) Put together an outfit that you might be judgmental about IRL. Wear hollywood Ho gear, sans makeup, and a purse too large for words. Don't iron. Don't even launder.
2) Skip coffee. Fall asleep in court.
3) Do yoga in the waiting area.
4) Tell them your mom is a defense attorney (not a lie) and let them know you are conditioned to be partial.
5) On lunch break, go to in n out. Make sure to do it animal style. (Oops, I mean GET)
6) Bring along Kurt Vonnegut, your trusty old friend.
7) Have a blackberry. Have a blog.
8) Mob upload silly semi-artisy pics in and around courthouse
9) Make eye contact with every other person sharing your misery. Then make a subtly weird face.
10) Wear fur.