Friday, October 29, 2010

holly weanie

October 2008 - presidential pumpkin
 
This year I will be dressed in all white as Alex from A Clockwork Orange.  Except in white booty shorts, black high-heeled boots, and perhaps a peak of cleavage and a black lace bra. 

Obviously can't be lame and buy one of those overpriced lycra princess stripper outfits from places called "costume palace" or "halloween warehouse for ho's" and so forth.  However, I also can't pull a Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls and go as Bride of Frankenstien (who was hit by a bigrig and thrown in a river, apparently)... so I thought a sexified version of one of the BEST characters in all of literature and film would be a satisfactory medium. 

Should I carry a knife? bat? cane? billy club?  These are the hard decisions in a life full of the ol' ultra-violence....







 

Thursday, October 28, 2010

tips for

putting together a great/functinal/good looking work outfit:

1) visualize, visualize, visualize, the night before
2) check the weather!  cannot stress the importance of this.  a coat, scarf, or gloves can take a good outfit to GREAT.
3) make sure you have a well lit closet.  sometimes navy looks like black looks like brown in poor lighting.
4) mix and match fabrics, pattern, color, texture, and print
5) if going all black (which happens often, especially when you'r running late) go for a bright, bold crazy accessory like shoes, scarf, necklace, earrings, or hair piece
6) it's all about the shoes... if you'r wearing hollywood stripper heels to work (which, sometimes i do), make sure you have demure tights on, a skirt that hits at the knee or lower, or your button up is actually buttoned up
7) pick one feature to go crazy with... wanna show work appropriate cleavage? wear lose slacks.  wanna show some leg?  wear a blazer that falls just a bit higher than that short skirt.  wanna wear tight pants?  wear a flowy top with conservative neck line.
8) wear earrings that are eazy on the ears.  especially if you are going to be on the phone a lot.  studs are not conducive.  dangly hook ones work better when you gotta tuck that phone between your ear and shoulder while you're typing a blog emails all day
9) speaking of typing, go easy on the bracelets.  your carpel tunnel will thank you later.  so will your near-by coworkers who dont want to hear your bangles banging against the desk, key board, and file cabinet all day.
and MOST IMPORTANTLY:
10) on a friday, wear something you can "file"....  as in file under: comfy enough to sleep in, formal enough to wear to work with heels and a cardigan, and hot enough to go out in on a friday night.  this means you're good to go for all day friday at work, friday when you go out, and saturday when you pass out in friday's clothes but are still comfortable to be functional

bug juice doesnt come in a jar

What happened to connor and stephanie dating?  do you think asa is still small and chubby, or was puberty kind to him?  what about malik (i think that's what his name was), is he still the coolest kid on the block?  and i'm sure andy has fully grown into his super tall bean pole posture.  can kisha swim now?  is caitlin still lame? 

please give me answers.  i don't want to have to start facebook stalking them. 

bug juice comes from who you are.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

a tea party

after a day like today, the only thing i want to is a tea party and yoga. 

WHEW! being a grown up is one tough cookie.  good thing it's usually a tea time appropriate cookie.

in other news... the lakers take game one in a last minute rush hurried by dynamic duo shannon brown and steve blake.  i love LA.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

GAME ONE

Today marks the start of what will surely be another amazing NBA season for the Lakers.  Beginning with the Ring Ceremony to celebrate June's Championship, game one comes with high anticipation to say the very least. 

6/17/10 Game 7 at LA LIVE

  with all my sisters, my BF, D's BF, and the biggest laker fan EVER: my pops

Yo Gaahhhhhh

why do i stay away so long?!  i never understand.  i go on big spurts of yoga overdosing, then i'll stop abruptly with no real reason at all.  (probably too much partying).  then i'll come back, unexpectedly, and after that first amazingly brutal class i will think, "how did i let it get to be so long?"

it's not fair to my body that my mind gets all the excersizing!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Gypsyz @ Melrose Trading Post

Yesterday I gypsy-ed (worked) at the Melrose Trading Post hustlin some Dub Hearts Jewelry.  Being there all day allows for great people watching, some awesome, some crazy, some offensive, but never boring. 

Here are a few highlights:

- two hot asian girls with half their heads shaved.  one holding a teeny tiny baby chihuahua
- british girl with awesome boots.  looked like the boot part was covered in 10 different studded belts.
- black guy vending next to me who was probably voted "most popular" at the Melrose Trading Post yearbook
-tiny blonde mexican mom vending on the other side of me... true hustler in her cute open toe sandal booties and very adorable very patient son
- blonde girl who tried on the red bell bottom jumpsuit with studded accents... but sadly did not buy it
- cute british student studying abroad here who bought a ton of jewelry from me and took a picture with me and my vintage Kobe cutout (baby fro and number 8 jersey)... the best tourists are the unashamed!
- young girl drawing pictures and selling for donations, gotta love a young entrepreneur
- two awesome black girls... one with a more lowkey bohemian style in long flowing skirt and coyboy boots and flowing curly hair and the other decked out in all black with super hot black highheeled boots, a great textured black blazer, black hat, and stick straight black hair, accented with gold accessories.  they were both vendors and in line with me at 7:30am

Here are some lowlights:

- girl with cut-out shirt and pink cut off showing waaaaaaaaaaay too much skin for a sunday in october
- two fake platnum blonde girls, one in a pink juicy track suit and one in a black juicy tracksuit and gold uggs.  puh-lease this is not the beverly center in 1999

Friday, October 22, 2010

TGIF

Besides my childhood nostalgia for the Friday night programming involving Family Matters, Step by Step, Teen Angel, and Boy Meets World (to name a few), TGIF had been a particular loathsome acronym. 

It is especially hateful when used by stiff working professionals as a greeting.  Akin to "Somebody's got a case of the Mondays" (obviously from Office Space, if you didn't know that, please jump in front of traffic), the term TGIF numbs my brain (and not in that good THC kind of way). 

However, now that I am a working professional (I use this term loosely, and never would I be stiff), this acronym has grown on me.  Sometimes I throw in an extra "F", so as to make it a little edgy: Thank God It's F@&*ing Friday.  Sometimes I throw in a "MF".  And sometimes I make up my own: IIFFY "is it f*&#ing Friday yet" (obviously applicable if you do, in fact, have a case of the Mondays). 

Now it's 5:30pm on a Friday, the office is quiet except for the echo of my keyboard, the lights are dim, and the coffee is cold and stale.  My big Friday plans involve a hot date with Michael's AND Trader Joe's (two worthy men who just happened to live next door to each other!)...  So is it a coincidence that you can't spell GIFT without TGIF?

I reaaallllyyyyyy don't think so.

Hearts

San Francisco, October 2010, Tree Heart outside of L's apartment.
Happy 20th Birthday my liffle gypsy muffin! 
Welcome to what will be an EPIC decade of your life.  Think you partied hard as a teenage?  Think again... !


Thursday, October 21, 2010

Tips for:

Conference Calls.

1) Make sure your door is closed and locked.
2) Have coffee and water readily available from sitting position on desk (snacks optional).
3) Put feet up and chair on recline.
4) Utilize the mute button (this is the most important tip).
5) When introducing yourself, speak slow and purposeful.  It will make you seem more mature and knowledgeable than you really are.
6) Take mute off and ask questions at lease twice, so they know you are present
7) Stretch!  This is a great time to vinyasa, bend, and repeat.
8) Take notes.  Then when your boss unexpectedly knocks on your door, you have something to show for the last 2 hours of work.
9) Answer the rhetorical questions (remember, take mute off for this).
10) Leave blog open for updates.  Facebook optional.  Do NOT take mute off for this.

Dictionary.com

Word of the day:

coruscate \KOR-uh-skayt\, intransitive verb:
1. To give off or reflect bright beams or flashes of light; to sparkle.
2. To exhibit brilliant, sparkling technique or style. (*see bottom picture)

An appropriate introduction to this past weekend's pictures:


Electric flowers to start off the weekend.

Balloon skyline trails, a festival must.

Ferris Wheel... you will be mine, oh you will be mine.
And so much to see in the whipped cream clouds.

Ferris Wheel at night!

The precise moment of rain and genuine ecstaticity.

Mirrors, lights, eyes

Dead over these Deadmau5 heads.

 
Giant pink flamingo watching over the Island.

Exploring the bottom lit Palm canopy.

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dictionary.com

Word of the Day (for Saturday 10/16/10)

ineffable \in-EF-uh-buhl\, adjective:
1. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable.
2. Not to be uttered; taboo.

Could not be more appropriate for Saturday's adventure. 

Summed up like this:

intergalactic outerspace journey to transcend human and alien mind and body through musical and magical waves and particles to DANCE YOURSELF CLEAN

then it rained like lazer light beams from the clouds falling directly to splash on my cheeks, every rain drop's face visible in the ferris wheel light's relflection, and i died and went to heaven

We can learn a lot of things from the flowers

One of the best parts of this long weekend vacation was wandering around Golden Gate park on a brisk grey Sunday.  We sold our Treasure Island day 2 tickets and opted for lazy walks through the park, down Haight street, eating It's-It ice cream sandwhichs (HIGHLY recommended), and laughing about the craziness that ensued the day before.

Stumbling upon the Conservatory of Flowers, I felt like Alice in Wonderland.  The actual building was closed, but the view from the outside was still majestic:


Here are a couple of pictures from one of the dreamy outdoor garden areas.... not sure what they are called.  Most were Mums and Dahlias (I think).  Each one was "my favorite" until I would lay eyes on the next one. 

Love the water dew drops resting in the conical petals.

The gradation of color seems like a surrealist painting.

The vibrancy of red is classic and unrivaled.

I'll stop at three pictures of flowers as not to bore you. 

In other news, I did learn, and it was confirmed, that bison can be seen at Golden Gate Park.  I have made it my personal mission to see them the next time I am in town.  If you don't beleive me, click here.

This further proves that San Francisco becomes cooler and cooler with every visit.  We can learn a lot of things from the bison.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Music Festivals

are the chicken soup for a mid-twenties corporate america employee but closeted hippie's soul.  Like a warm bath after running in the rain.  Like a breath of fresh air after sitting in a sauna.  Like the feeling of a first kiss with someone you realllyyyyyy want to kiss.  Like digging in your backyard in search of dinosaur bones when you are 5 years old and actually finding DINOSAUR BONES. 

A weekend to go wild, dance hard, dress crazy, and remember what it's like to be a kid. 

Upon my return, I will say hello from the other side of the doors of perception. 


Treausre Island Music Festival 2009.  photo by N.





Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dictionary.com

Word of the day:

apocopate \uh-POK-uh-peyt\, verb:   To omit the final sound or sounds of (a word.)

This whole time, I thought I was abbreviating. 

It is only now that I find, I have been apoc. o. pate. ing.

Something inside me has just been filled to the brim.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Exit Through the Loo

Banksy has been a sort of mild obsession since my first trip to Europe in 2004.  Falling in love with graffiti and stencil art, all my research led me to Blek le Rat.  And he led me to Banksy.  And it wouldn't be years later that this would happen....

Inked: April 20, 2009, Staircase Tattoo, Santa Cruz, CA

Finding Banksy's pieces is like a treasure hunt:

Banksy on Melrose.  (this is featured in the film, however is no longer in existence)

Banksy in SF. (taken sloppily and drunk during Bay to Breakers!)

Despite getting a full tank of gas and getting suckered into buying a three pack and wash cloths of car detailer stuff at the gas station on the corner of Beverly and La Brea, I totally missed the Banksy piece on the east facing wall.  UGH, next time.

(Side note, I thought I was maybe getting suckered into some kind of identity theft scheme when the asian guy was selling me on this car stuff, but I told him I trust him because he's asain and he wouldn't rip off another asain.  The african american coworker chimes in that had she tried to sell me the stuff I wouldn't have given in because she's "black".  I said on the contrary, having just read a long article about Christopher Columbus ((it was CC day)) that I would in fact trust her, but NOT the ((blonde hair, blue eyed)) aryan dude standing next to them.  Laughing commences.)

I was very excited to finally see "Exit Through the Gift Shop," the Banksy/street art/pseudo documentary.  However, being of a weird breed of people who cannot watch shaky camera-home video action type movies, sitting through these is difficult to say the least.  Blair Witch Project - puke.  Paranormal Activity - puke.  In my excitement to see "Exit", it did not occur to me that this would be shot in the same style: puke.

I was able to enjoy most of it and laughed at all appropriate parts, but next time I am coming armed with Dremamine and Sprite. 
New Beverly Cinema, Beverly and La Brea, Los Angeles, CA






Monday, October 11, 2010

Greetings, Universe!

This is me yesterday on 10-10-10.  That's a Sex Pistols "Anarchy in the UK" tour t-shirt that was on sale at H & M for $5.  But don't worry, I truly did have the CD when I was 14!  Still searching for an original vinyl copy.



I know, I know.... I am light-years late to enter the blog world, but I am a technophobe.  Is that a word? 

Most pictures I take and post on here will either be taken on that handy dandy Blackberry seen above or on this...



My first camera: Lomography Hello Kitty Fish Eye.  LOVEZ!  I got no fancy equipment. 

I plan to use this theoretical space to share things I enjoy doings, seeing, tasting, smelling, loving, creating, and experiencing in general. 

Hope to see you around here again.