October 2008 - presidential pumpkin
This year I will be dressed in all white as Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Except in white booty shorts, black high-heeled boots, and perhaps a peak of cleavage and a black lace bra.
Obviously can't be lame and buy one of those overpriced lycra princess stripper outfits from places called "costume palace" or "halloween warehouse for ho's" and so forth. However, I also can't pull a Lindsey Lohan in Mean Girls and go as Bride of Frankenstien (who was hit by a bigrig and thrown in a river, apparently)... so I thought a sexified version of one of the BEST characters in all of literature and film would be a satisfactory medium.
Should I carry a knife? bat? cane? billy club? These are the hard decisions in a life full of the ol' ultra-violence....
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